Long long ago I was sitting with my
ex-girlfriend while she was doing her
English homework. She was supposed to write a poem; she looked up at me and said, "
Say the first thing that pops into your head", to which I said, randomly, "close the door before you leave". So she jotted that down as the first line of a poem which was short and
depressing. She took it to school and apparently the class was awed by how profound that first line was and wasted the whole day
discussing it. They tried to jab at the hidden meaning while she
sidestepped deftly, determined to hide the fact that it was some
complete nonsense that I had muttered on demand.
Sometimes it is amazing what people find
profound. :P