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Cluckin' Bell is a fast food restaurant chain featured in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. These restaurants serve deep-fried chicken meals, from chickens killed by means you think are only slightly less gruesome than the way they lived. The purpose of Cluckin' Bell in the game is to provide periodic 'nourishment' to the lead character CJ, or cash advances should he wish to hold one up. Otherwise it serves as parody for the real life fast food chains of KFC and Taco Bell.

Cluckin' Bell Meals

Cluckin' Little Meal ($2.00) 'For the little cluckers'
Cluckin' Big Meal ($5.00)
Cluckin' Huge Meal ($10.00)
Salad Meal ($10.00)

Other meals that are advertised but the lead character is unable to purchase include the Cluckin' Big Fillet Burger, the Cluckin' Huge Double Fillet, the wings pieces bucket, and Fowl Wrap burrito.

Cluckin' Bell Locations

Los Santos
Verona Beach
East Los Santos

Whetstone County
Angel Pine

San Fierro

Bone County
Fort Carson

Las Venturas
Old Venturas Strip
Redsands East

Tierra Robada County
Las Barrancas

Cluckin' Bell Iconography

  • the logo consists of a bell with a chicken's red wattle.
  • the uniform includes yellow pants, a yellow t-shirt, and a large headpiece resembling a chicken's googly-eyed head that the sad looking staff are required to wear.
  • the tasteless slogans of Taste the Cock!, and If you enjoyed it, then the chicken didn't die in vain.
  • www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com .
  • the catchy advertising jingle:
    Cock-a-doodle-doo it's time for chicken,
    Cock-a-doodle-doo it's time for a feast,
    Eat a ninety piece bucket then you can tell,
    He's been to Cluckin' Bell!

    Chicken is a bird with a tiny brain
    So we assume he doesn't feel any pain
    We shrink their heads and breed 'em fast
    Six wings, fourty breasts and then they're gas.

    Cock-a-doodle-doo it's psychotic crazies,
    Cock-a-doodle-doo factory farming's insane.
    We denied it all before our stock price fell,
    Come down to Cluckin' Bell!

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