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- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
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- 1-800-COLLECT
- 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake
- A modern long distance relationship
- ace
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Adirondack Mountains
- Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
- Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
- Arbusto Energy
- aria
- ATAPI
- Atomic Energy of Canada Limited
- automatic transmission
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- Baseball players with mullets
- Beating someone severely
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Bliss and the Art of Shower Massage Masturbation
- boxty
- Boys vs. Bras, what's the difference?
- Breasts, unbound, moving like oiled balloons
- Cali
- Canon Digital Elph/Powershot S100
- carbon tetrachloride
- choke on your own bile
- Cock McNuggets
- College is to porn as marriage is to love
- cop speak
- Cretinism
- cursing in Australian
- dead silent during sex
- Declaration of love dinner
- Diablo
- Dojo of Righteous Spanking
- Dolby HX Pro
- Don't Drink the Water
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- double-double
- DPMS
- Draw weight
- EFTPOS
- Emotionally horny
- Every woman's fantasy
- Experience has made me bitter
- Exploding Goat
- fairings
- Fat Girl Fashion Police
- Fentanyl
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- Findings:
- Folding a burrito
- Fredericton
- Fun House
- Funny C declarations
- Garmin
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Go fuck yourself
- Good Pirate/Bad Pirate
- Gratin
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Haiku error messages
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Heavenly
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter (idea)
- Horny Exchange Students
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be an asshole
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- How to build a theft-proof lawn gnome
- How to Construct and Use a Basic Hazardous Materials Spill Cleanup Kit
- How to Draw Manga
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- How to improve your break shot
- How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
- How to survive a long-distance relationship
- How to survive a toilet crisis during a party
- How to urinate standing up
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- i like my body when it is with your
- I miss my friend
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If you have a penis, this is important information!
- Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- in bed
- iodized salt
- Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
- James van der Beek
- Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
- jive
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Kings Cross by Coke-light
- lao wai
- LBC
- Lemon Bars
- Let's fuck this donkey
- Littoral
- Longshot
- Madcap
- Massage Terms
- Micturition is parasympathetic, erection is parasympathetic, ejaculation is ...
- mindfuck
- mindfuck cycle
- Molecules with silly or unusual names
- Moon Unit Zappa
- Murphy's Laws of Dancefloor Content
- Nadsat
- nanpa
- NICAM
- niqab
- No cow is innocent
- nookie knickers
- Northstar
- Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers
- orthotricyclen
- Pantologist
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Peter Rabbit, Tank-Killer
- Pink underwear syndrome
- Playing in the shower with a balloon
- Police attitudes in Midwestern cities
- Preparing for a house party
- real hackers don't use variable types
- Real women, not models, belong in magazines
- Red Square
- Regional Jet
- remote-controlled vibrator
- Rules for drinking forties
- sake bomb
- Samsonite
- Scientology front groups (thing)
- Securities and Exchange Commission
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- Sex in a small car
- sex with a stick
- shower partners
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- Social nipple-sucking
- soldering
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
- Some virtues dig their own graves
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- Speeding ticket stories
- Spheres of Engineering
- Starting a traffic jam
- stereo lithography
- Sunny Delight
- Swedish Bikini Team
- Taking Down Large Larry
- TDRS
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- The 'P' plate effect
- The Art of Bitchcraft
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter I - Why should I insult?
- The Avalanches
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- The Best Scones
- The condom is the glass slipper of our generation
- The Confederation Bridge
- The Detroit Project
- The Engineers' Drinking Song
- The fat kid on the diving board
- the guide to pursuing a fellow engineer
- The Hacker's Kitchen Guide
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Factory Settings (Male)
- The Little Library of Sexual Positions
- The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you (thing)
- The pub with no beer
- The S-bend mystery
- The Standard Unit of Area Measurement of the United States: The Football Field
- The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- This should make you very quiet (idea)
- This weather makes for crappy sex
- Tonic water: A rare commodity here in these parts
- Totally Naked Toronto Men Enjoying Nudity
- Trachoma
- TTL
- umfriend
- Using your tongue to tie a knot in a cherry stem
- Vegas stories
- Very high LSD dose account (idea)
- Vibrator Warning
- Visqueen
- Walk behind a woman
- Wasatch Mountains
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- White House toilet paper crisis
- Why can't men buy tampons?
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- With regard to your recent use of the L word
- World Sex Guide
- x-ray
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- ymodem
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
- Zeno's Paradox as proof of a finite universe