An alcoholic cocktail comprising of:
1/2 shot (15mL) White
Sambuca (sometimes Butterscotch
Schnapps is listed instead)
1/2 shot (15mL)
Baileys Irish Cream
Generally served in a
shot glass, usually one would pour the
Sambuca first and carefully
layer the
Baileys on top.
I would at this point like to point out that this is probably the most
sexually suggestive cocktail name that is in common use. I believe this
vulgar trend started with the
Orgasm cocktail and it's variations (
screaming orgasm,
multiple orgasm) and the like.
Most probably invented my a
multinational liquor corporation (or it's parent corporation), one that owns thousands of bars,
nightclubs and
distilleries around the world to prey upon
young/
stupid/
clueless/
pathetic club patrons.
Hey baby, how about I give you an
orgasm.
- Only if it's a
multiple orgasm.
How about a
screaming multiple orgasm.
- Ooh, you can give me a
slippery nipple if you like.
Try one of these, it's a
Cocksucking cowboy
- Ooh baby, now you're talking !
Barkeep, a cocksucking cowboy and a screaming multiple orgasm if you please.
- That'll be
$28.50...
Quite a
tasty drink though, and it'll get you drunk very quickly if you put your mind to it. If you have a
spare bit of each of the ingredients lying around, you might like to try one. Unfortunately, no-one ever seems to have a spare bit of Baileys around they house (it tends to be
consumed fairly promptly.
Also, in a bar, you can
save a little cash (and save a little
face) if you ask for a "White Sambucca with Baileys", as opposed to a C*cks*cking cowboy. It may very will be a couple of dollars
cheaper, and other people at the bar will tend to give you fewer
weird looks.
Sasha Gabba Hey! points out that technically "
Sex on the Beach" or "
Quick Fuck" are indeed more sexually suggestive cocktail names as they're truly
down to business/lack any euphamism. Although a Cocksucking Cowboy appears to the most
vulgar.
Achromatic points out that some places in Australia will serve a
split wet cunt. I've not seen it myself (in either
Sydney or
Brisbane), but if it is in common use, that would be the most vulgar.