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• Human CNS explained with OS theory
• The Theory of the Leisure Class
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Evolution is only a theory
• Object Relations Theory
• axiomatic probability theory
• The General Theory of Test-taking
• General Systems Theory
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I know I have been dreaming
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Why most people are right-handed
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• probability theory
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Toward a General Theory of Expertise
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• The way things have always been done
• a woman who knows nothing
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The general theory of household item appearance and disappearance
• Einstein's General Theory of Relativity
• The Theory of the Leisure Class: Chapter 1
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Know your pets
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• you have never been safe
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12 Objects and classes
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Who is Killing The Great Chefs of Europe?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• you can't have it both ways
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• He's been places they have not.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Great White Way
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I could have been Canadian
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• i have been burning for so long
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I could have been one of a two
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• class object
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• New research reveals amazing coincidences!
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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