Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Come on, we all knew that girl in middle school who said she was a demon, right? Right?"

• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• My girl is all right
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• It was the right thing to do.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Barnum was right
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• You did a lot of things right on this girl.
• Finding the Right Time to Leave Your High School Sweetheart
• Raleigh Was Right
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Right Said Fred
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• Die, All Right!
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• all right
• Magneto Was Right
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• human rights for all (user)
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• She knew what she was doing
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• hugs and kisses in all the right places
• An Appetite All Right
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• All Right, Vegemite!
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• some say he was never here at all
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Art School Girl
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• lest she lose all else
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• All That She Wants
• Doors and windows open, she screams "COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER" at the hurricane
• she reads all day
• who has the demon?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• The dog who would not come in
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I remember when all this was trees
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Art School Girls of Doom
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• School Girl Crush
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The girl you fell in love with
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Butterfly Girl Comes to Visit
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• good things come to those who wait
• the demon was an idea
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• come back girl of the knife
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Satan's School for Girls
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• this girl I was in love with
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I was one of those girls
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• All he left her was alone
• more sure of all I thought was true
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• these are the wolves who run all night
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Girl with All the Gifts
• She threw out all my letters
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• I knew it all along...
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• all she ever wanted
• all your monsters come to me
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Monkey Girl and the Price of it All
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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