Findings:
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- eat me 2000 (user)
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Society made me what I am
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- why am i me, and you're you?
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- Take Me As I Am
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- What is wrong with me?
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I am wrong
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- lord help me, for i am weak
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Eat me beat me lady
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I'll become what you became to me
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Eat Me
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
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