Findings:

• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• ahead
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• mouse ahead
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Impulsivity Vs. Planning Ahead
• ahead of the game
• ahead of the curve
• look ahead
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• In the Baggage Coach Ahead
• Just go ahead
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Full steam ahead
• Be Smart, Be Safe: Plan Ahead
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I knew I couldn't build a cat
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It couldn't be
• I just couldn't work like that
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I couldn't care less
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Because I couldn't
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• we couldn't find the address
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• It couldn't hurt
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Why couldn't John
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue

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