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• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He has spit in my coat
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He never looked back
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• great things he has taught us
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He never returned
• Evolution has never been observed
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• some say he was never here at all
• He Never Died
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Oceania has never been at war
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• UK Number One singles of 1966
• UK Number One singles of 1994
• Is it possible to pack two transcendental numbers?
• Number Circle
• the politics of numbered lists
• Count Glossu Rabban
• How to count sheep
• Count of Holland
• Son of Dracula
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• has the X nature
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• ne mo ha mo nai
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• E2 has become my Internet
• True love has waited long enough
• Roe has got to go
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
• Science Fiction has a Timescale Problem
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• He said, Shi said
• He's Able
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I never
• I hope you never run for public office
• You're never around when I need you
• We never asked to be babysitters
• I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• These are the memories I never had
• The Coast is Never Clear
• A thousand stories never told
• You're never alone
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• You'll never get away with this!
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• imaginary number
• core numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• Dimensionless Numbers
• Stirling numbers
• random number generator period
• Illegal prime number
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Odyssey Number Five
• Useful numbers to memorize
• GT number
• UK Number One singles of 1977
• Number Forms
• How to determine oxidation numbers
• Number ten
• definable number
• number 8 (user)
• Large Prime Numbers
• Waiting for the number 48 bus, holding her breath
• Let me count all the pieces
• stroke count
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• Life Counts
• Dracula - Prince of Darkness
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Bad fiction has a price
• Proximity Martini
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• Misery always has an Audience
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Mumble something crazy
• Never trust anyone over 30
• September that never ended
• never use variable arguments in C++
• A watched pot never boils
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Never on Sunday
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• The Never Ending Thread
• Return to Never Land
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• love like you've never been hurt
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Lightning never strikes twice.
• the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• A Woman Who Never Was
• computable number

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