Findings:

• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He never looked back
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• he has her eyes
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Oceania has never been at war
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He never returned
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• some say he was never here at all
• Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
• He Never Died
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He has spit in my coat
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• great things he has taught us
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Evolution has never been observed
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• He has redefined me, again and again
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Pseudorandom number generator
• UK Number One singles of 1964
• UK Number One singles of 1993
• Liouville's number
• Generating random numbers with a Poisson distribution
• National Stock Number
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• Count Zero
• Fourier number
• count to four
• The Burial of Count Orgaz
• The Halloween Slumber Party
• Count Eric Stenbock
• Dracula's Daughter
• Satan has your nose
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• She still has my Borges book
• Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• Frost has traveled a thousand roads
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Science Has No Morals
• The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night
• In this moment, when everything has come apart...
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• he was a punk poet himself
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• How come we never dated?
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• never sober (user)
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• The empire never ended
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Beijing
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• u'll never know me (user)
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• atomic number
• Social Security number
• cyclic numbers
• Numbers 36
• guru meditation number
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Latin Numbers
• Sylvie and Bruno: Queer Street, Number Forty
• how to square a number in your head
• The 900 Number
• MIT Course Numbers
• Computer number systems
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• happy number
• Artin's number
• UK Number One singles of 1975
• Lychrel number
• Power In Numbers
• UK Number One singles of 2004
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• Number Plate Collectors' Club
• Number 1 Peanut Butter Cookies
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• Count Arthur de Gobineau
• Count of Edessa
• unless you count a bowl of green grapes and a spoon for 22 women
• baby dracula (user)
• Hoo-ha
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• Why the chromatic scale has twelve tones
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• He's Gone
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• We were never really friends
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• How to crack root and not get caught
• It never rains but it pours
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Never crush a caffeine pill
• If you told me this never happened
• For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
• we never hear them calling to us
• Never let them see you bleed
• I've Never Been to Me
• Never complain. Never explain.
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• i never sleep (user)

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