Findings:

• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• assume
• I always assume innocence
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• assume the position
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Things you can assume
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• you assume it's possible to own ideas
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• disclaimer
• Disclaimer quotes
• ModernAngel's VBA/DAO Code Disclaimer
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• funny disclaimers
• Everything2 medical disclaimer
• standard male disclaimer
• delivery room disclaimer
• Everything Drugs Disclaimer
• Dogma Disclaimer
• South Park Disclaimer
• Disclaimer of Peerage
• Godzilla
• Godzilla 2000
• Brian "Godzilla" Salmi
• Bambi meets Godzilla
• Godzilla Breath
• Godzilla mode
• King Kong vs. Godzilla
• godzilla (user)
• How to care for your Godzilla
• Godzilla's Revenge
• Godzilla vs. Hedorah
• Godzilla #23
• Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla
• Godzilla vs. Cthulhu
• I am Godzilla, you are Japan!
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• Godzilla 2014
• Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
• Shin Godzilla
• Godzilla: King of the Monsters
• Godzilla Raids Again
• Godzilla vs. Kong
• Godzilla Minus One

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