DMS100 is also the
domain of what some people have termed the
goatse.cx Ultra Super Mega
Dragon power. It begins with a simple entrance to a
porn site. It then starts kicking out new browser windows at an alarming rate, armed with an odd
script that will regenerate closed windows. These new windows are scaled to fit the infamous
hello.jpg of Goatse, and as your monitor becomes swamped with
windows of hell, a sound clip will begin to play. It will loop, and it will do so at a high volume. The dialogue of this
assault upon the senses will be: "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT
GAY PORNO!"
The spectacle is guaranteed to attract everybody within a large radius, and they will all be horrified by
the jpg that God forgot to delete. The url for this one is simple:
www.dms100.org/worksucks
Another site, even more potent than DMS100, is called "
FYAG", can be found at www.fyag.com , and pops up windows at a much higher rate than DMS. The name comes from the
Something Awful forums, where it used to be a name of the forum that was non-stop
flame wars. It was short for, appropriately, "F*** you and
goatse.cx".
Many a valiant computer warrior has fallen to the non-stop popups. Generally, they pop up so quickly that the only way to kill them is to purposefully
crash your
internet browser, something
Windows users won't find too difficult. On WinXP, a "Close all of type" command, achieved by right-clicking on the
taskbar, works well to fight this
little corner of digital hell.
Going to either DMS100.org or fyag.com was covered by stylee in her awesome write-up stupidity often manifests itself as an insatiable desire to fulfill one's curiosity. The small text at the bottom applies if you, after going to ONE site, decide to go to the other.