Findings:

• Things guys think girls should know
• The Girl that Time Forgot
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Send them to the next dimension
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Why I think I should go to bed
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• The Fire Next Time
• Maddie: The Girl Next Door(Erotic Story)
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• Better luck next time
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• DC Super Hero Girls: Past Times at Super Hero High
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• "girl next door' attractive personality
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Riots due to a power outage
• Next time you leave me
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Same Time, Next Year
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The Girl Next Door
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Let there be another next time
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I think of you every time I cry
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• love changes color, I think, over time
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• To Think of Time
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• Dad humor
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• La Blue Girl
• Spice Girls
• Everything But the Girl
• All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
• Battle Girl
• Girl Power
• Indigo Girls
• The Patchwork Girl
• Girls' keychains
• The Patchwork Girl of Oz
• How much for the little girl?
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• Tank Girl
• Powerpuff Girls
• girl group
• Little girls
• Page 3 girl
• Irish girls
• Catholic girl theory
• The hyacinth girl
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Mudflap Girl
• girl
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Power Girl
• Power Girl of Atlantis
• Knife Girl
• Guerrilla Girls
• Boy meets girl
• Sunshine Girl
• Valley Girl
• Boy Kicks Girl
• Valley girl patois
• Video Girl Ai
• Get In Shape Girl
• dabo girl
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• American girls are all so easy
• What A Girl Wants
• That Girl
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Girl Scout Cookies
• Dream Girl
• Cinnamon Girl
• Girl, Twenty
• hundred-million girl (user)
• Dancing Girl
• West End Girls
• Smart girls are sexy
• Some girl in the woods
• Girl gamers
• Roller Girl
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on

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