Findings:

• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I care because you do
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't drink soap! Dilute! Dilute! OK!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do Re Mi Drink
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• Why don't you drink?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Because I do not want to forget
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't do that then!
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Do your homework.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't know what else to do
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I don't know what to do with you
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Making the Movies IV Do the Players Drink Intoxicants in Motion Pictures?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• A reason to drink
• Don't Drink the Water
• you don't have to do this
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I smile just because you exist
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because it all burns up
• Reading for Homework
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• because I have given up any care
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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