Are you tired of lugging around full sized castles in your backpack?
Well now you don't have to.
With Daern's Instant Fortress you have all the combat effectiveness of a full sized castle*, in a package small enough to fit even a halfling's pockets.
Its so easy. The fortress comes as a small metal cube, only a few inches on a side. To activate it, you simply toss it onto the ground. Within seconds it will expand to become a full sized castle* made out of solid metal!
Daern's Instant Fortress is perfect for those on the move!
Imagine being able to assert your mighty power anywhere and everywhere. Now you can. Has the local blacksmith ripped you off with shoddy horseshoes again? Well simply activate your Instant Fortress next to his home or place of business. Any intelligent man will quickly agree with anyone who has the power of a full sized castle* behind him.
Breakdown is just as easy as setup
Inside each Daern's Instant Fortress is a button labeled small. Simply press this button, exit your castle, and close the front door. Within seconds your full sized castle* will be a small cube of metal, ready to go on the road with you once again.
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Neither Daern nor his subsidiaries are responsible for any damage done by activating the fortress indoors. Archers sold separately. Void where prohibited.
*Actual castle measures thirty feet tall and twenty feet wide, and has been classified as a full sized castle by the Royal Ministry of Architecture.
This is an Advanced Dungeons & Dragons magical item.