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Friday the 13th.

The most evil day ever.

I decided to really get into this evil thing. None of that sissy making little kids cry stuff, I got serious. Here's a list of what I did today:

  1. I snuck up behind this guy I don't like and injected him with the Ebola virus. Then I dumped his body in the town reservoir. Better get some bottled water!
  2. I decided to start drinking blood in order to live forever. You know, like Vampires. (I’m just kidding, I don’t expect to live forever, I’m just doing it for kicks.)
  3. I started a napster-style system to share homework and test answers that works through the school’s proxy system. Then I set it up so that random answers will be wrong.

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