Daily Evil - Friday, September 29th

The kids made a mess (paper glue beads legos) and refused to clean it when I asked. It got taken care of, but they'd made me mad. I gave Becca S. a handful of M&Ms (a rare commodity) and told her not to tell anyone. Becca was just as shitty as the rest of them but also can't keep her mouth shut. Gloated, nyah-nyah. Within minutes, everyone was enraged, and now Becca, age six, has enemies. Ha.

Stole a whole lemon creme cake from fridge at work. This would be a worse evil if

a. it weren't going to go to waste anyway (the school's eyes are always bigger than its collective stomach and lots of food gets thrown out) and

b. there hadn't been seven other lemon creme cakes in there.

Still, putting a cake under my jacket and leaving early through the back door is worth noting.

Evil Rating: 6 of 10.

• DNS and Mail requests from people who have no idea what they want or how to ask for it.
• A router that drops the ENTIRE list of secondary IP subnets from EVERY interface when it reboots.
• Swipping, Ole!
• An substantial list of idiots has been appended to the morbidly extensive one that I already have to deal with.
• I am the proud recipient of all of our Abuse mail.
• They are making me use a cell phone soon! Argh!