Findings:

• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Dead Puppies
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• As much fun as watching paint dry
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• The greatest tragedy and the greatest triumph is a puppy grown old
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• The Dead
• Better Off Dead
• The Dead Parrot Sketch
• Evil Dead 2
• Dead Can Dance
• dead
• God is Dead
• Dead Cities
• Drop the Dead Donkey
• Night of the Living Dead
• Dawn of the Dead
• The Evil Dead
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
• dead end
• Dead or Alive
• dead presidents
• Paul is dead
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• dead dog
• Grateful Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Dead Kennedys
• Dead Poets Society
• Cult of the Dead Cow
• Drop Dead Fred
• Book of the Dead
• mostly dead
• Dead Souls
• Red Sea Pedestrian
• Land of the Dead
• dead as a doornail
• Dead links in writeups
• The Dead Milkmen
• Dead Again
• Dead C
• Dead Sea Scrolls
• I love the dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nietzsche is Dead
• Dead Boys
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Dead Sea
• Punk's Not Dead
• Dead Air
• Dead Bandwidth
• Day of the Dead
• Drink to the dead
• Festival of the Dead
• Judges of the dead
• Play Dead Coffins
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Dead Sports Leagues
• Jah no dead
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• pingouin is dead
• Dead beat
• Deads
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Dead God
• Lenny Bruce is Dead
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Dead Chicken (user)
• Bringing Out the Dead
• François is perhaps dead...
• Dead People Server
• neil's Book of the Dead
• Dead pigeon
• Dead ringer
• Dead spit
• Dead Heading
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken

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