Findings:

• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Dead people I have known
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Eyes do more than see
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Treatment of corporations
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Ground rush
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Stuff White People Do
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I saw dead people
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Dead links in writeups
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• These papers do not show what I have done
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Why do people believe in God?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Dead People Server
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• I do have some things to hide
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• you don't have to do this
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Better Dead Than Red
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Why males have nipples
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Do what you have to do
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• A determination to do better than
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I can do much better than this
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Do blind people dream?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You, standing
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do children have to die?

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