Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Dance Me Outside
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Dance Me to the End of Love
- Ask Me Why
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- The day he gave me a lift
- list of things
- Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- he calls me girly (user)
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He Hate Me
- Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
- Could you have danced with me?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- They asked me to write a letter
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He loves me, he loves me not
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- tickle me, dear
- Dear Diary
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He brings me books like flowers
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Somebody once asked me...
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- The me I hope to become
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He called me Sarah once
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Come and dance with me in the rain
- let me ask (user)
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- she, he, and me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- he that is not with me is against me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- He has redefined me, again and again
- he calls me monster
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Jesus He Knows Me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I asked her not to forget me
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- He taught me how to smoke
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- He that is not with me is against me.
- John Hall
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Ask a stupid question
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- Bobby Fischer
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