Also known as the
Evil That Lurks In the
Frying Pan.
Ingredients:
2 patties of
sausage. (If you can cut them off one of those rolls of
meat you find at the grocery store, so much the better. The patties should be one centimeter thick.
2 slices of
bread, or one
english muffin. English muffins,
IMHO, work the best for this, but also limit how much stuff you can cram into it.
2
eggs.
1/4 of an
onion. (optional)
Butter or margarine
First of all, get out a clean
frying pan and a clean
spatula. Heat it up on the stove until
water evaporates on contact with the surface, or boils away instantly. Drop the two patties onto the frying pan.
Fry thoroughly, then put the two patties on a plate. Now stick either the toast, or the two halves of the english muffin in the
toaster.
Now either take out the onion, or the eggs. If you're using part of an onion, cut into inch by inch
pieces, and fry until
translucent in leftover grease. Once done, dump onto the sausage.
Scramble the eggs. Once they're done, dump them onto the onions and the sausage.
Once the toast/english muffin is done, butter it, and stick the resulting mess from the frying pan into the sandwich. It
will be messy, and it will be
greasy, but it's quick, it's
yummy, and it's cheaper than going to
McDonalds.