Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Department of Indeterminate Eternity, dealing with ghosts, lost souls, and sentient beings with no preset afterlife arrangements. Nobody will admit to making up the acronym."

• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If No One Will Love Me
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Just another moment lost in eternity
• no soul (user)
• There will be no more stories to read
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• I will fear no evil
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Little Lost Soul (user)
• Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• No Love Lost
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• no soul at all (user)
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Give Up the Ghost
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• If you will it, it is no legend
• I will Linux no more forever
• I will fight no more forever
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Nobody Will Play the Grand Piano
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I will fight no more
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Human beings will believe anything
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Ghosts and the Meaning of No
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Come, Holy Ghost, Our Souls Inspire
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Lost Souls
• 100 miles, 100 years and millions of lost souls
• The City of Lost Souls
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• Ain't No Making It
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• I am not making this up
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Making up with Tru
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• God has no free will
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• No I will not fix your computer
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Californians have no soul
• They grow up. No one told me.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• I will node no more forever
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Don "No Soul" Simmons
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• I will eat your soul
• nobody will let me start a country
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Monsters will save my soul
• Kick up dust in the ruins of each other's souls
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Acronym (user)
• Acronyms and Abbreviations
• Aviation Acronyms & Mnemonics (category)
• Admit
• Afterlife with Archie
• The Game Show Priest's Botched Afterlife Interview
• Arrangement
• Flexible Sunday comic panel arrangement
• This disgusting arrangement, time and the end
• Charter of the United Nations: Chapter VIII: Regional Arrangements
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Green Mother
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite

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