Rusty Epstein is the creator of Depressing Fridge Poems. The poems are strung together using fridge magnets placed on a fridge. They are not serious poems but humorous ones that can be incredibly funny because of the almost deadpan nature of the images and content.

Here are some examples:

It's always 5:00 somewhere
   but no one ever
   wants to drink
               with me


we used to always want
       to escape our youth
but now our whole lives
              are behind us
                          lol


don't fuck this up 
   like you did
 at that craft fair
you are a horrible brother


Look
   you embarrass me
can you find another father?


give it your all
     or half your all
           whatever







Sources:
https://instagram.com/depressingfridgepoems/
http://depressingfridgepoems.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/rustyepstein
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2rfquq/i_write_depressing_poems_with_fridge_magnets_some/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2s7i1a/you_guys_seemed_to_like_my_depressing_fridge/
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/37murp/you_guys_really_seemed_to_enjoy_my_depressing/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/3g10xi/collection_of_my_work_depressing_fridge_poems/

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