Findings:

• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Smile at guys, for me
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• talk to me not the computer
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Who tells you no?
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• There is no real me
• No one touches me
• let me talk (user)
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• who did this to me?
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• love is an attachment that knows no reason
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• I wish you would talk to me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• May those who are born after me
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• who me (user)
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• No good reason whatsoever
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• No matter who plays it
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If No One Will Love Me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You have no power over me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Strangers talk to me
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• talk me (user)
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Guys who wear skirts
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• you no longer denied me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Send me no flowers
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• A house of laughing for no reason
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• No Good Reason
• No rhyme or reason
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Talk to me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• My Thermos talks to me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• funny fat guy who dies
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• guy talk
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Come Talk To Me
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No Weed for Me
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• let me know who you are now.
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• tell me all your reasons
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Helping people cheat
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The stranger who hates me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name

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