Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Dettol on your balls before you sleep will allow you to telepathically communicate with your own sperm cells"

• Secure your own mask before assisting others
• before my own eyes
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• i will not allow myself to forget
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• before sleep
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Miles to go before we sleep
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Why is the air force allowed to bomb civilians?
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• A line allows progress, a circle does not
• Who is allowed to donate blood?
• No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Things Mormons ARE allowed to do
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• Scientologists not allowed to see 2001!
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• Allow yourself no dreams
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• The Madame Does Not Allow Survivors
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• The Government should not allow hippies to listen to jazz
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Smokers Allowed
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• Antenna ball
• nerf ball
• Old Ball and Chain
• Happy Fun Ball
• World's largest ball of twine
• The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
• Red Rubber Ball
• Ball State
• ball
• eight ball
• Hugo Ball
• May Ball
• Magic 8 Ball
• Edward Ball
• Lucille Ball
• Our Balls Are Bigger
• Rum balls
• Plasma ball
• Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
• Ball Four
• Fly ball
• The old hidden ball trick
• ben-wa balls
• golf ball
• Matzoh ball soup
• Mouse ball
• Minie ball
• Whitworth ball
• Blue balls
• Dragon Ball GT
• Range balls
• ball python
• Break one's balls
• Crystal ball
• Bocce Ball
• Ernie Ball/Music Man
• balls to the wall
• Fur ball
• Five ball juggling
• Learning to juggle five balls
• Three ball chase
• tubular ball
• Filling an infinite urn with balls
• Bouncy Ball
• air ball
• Mirror ball
• Pei Pah Auh Fu: Tofu Balls
• hamster ball
• Suppli: Deep fried rice and cheese balls
• Cobra Ball
• Steamed Shrimp Balls
• Downy Fabric Softener Ball
• Crispy shrimp balls
• Embroidered fish balls
• Ball in the House
• Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• I had my balls shaved
• Power Ball
• Gutter ball
• Nine ball
• wiffle ball
• Hairy ball theorem
• tennis ball cannon
• Tennis ball
• Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 3 : On the Night of the Ball
• Sticks and balls
• On the ball
• held ball
• rubber band ball
• ball joint
• Wall Ball
• Yummy Cheese Ball
• Cheese balls
• Witch ball
• ball chain
• war ball
• worry balls
• Juggling Balls
• balls on my chin (user)
• Popcorn balls
• Bowling ball
• spotted balls
• Kick in the balls
• Hairy Ball
• A Gift of Ben-Wa Balls
• Three ball cascade
• Three ball shower
• Four ball fountain
• four ball synch fountain
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• Ball Jacks
• gooch ball
• Bowling Ball Head
• The Stars' Tennis Balls
• meditation balls
• Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
• Snack balls
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Ping pong ball trick
• party ball

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