Findings:
- My first comet
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- Could man be drunk for ever
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Tell me a story about plains
- never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- A man's got to know his limitations
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Tell me a story about cranes
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- See a man about a dog
- See a man about a horse
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
- Talk about the weather
- Tell me a story about trains
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Talk About Suffering
- We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Story about a man
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- did you ever wonder (user)
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- Blind man tying his shoes
- A man and his own face
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- How Man creates his Gods
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Tell me a story about elephants
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- So why talk about politics now
- O tell me the truth about love
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Tell me about my contradictions
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Tell me a story about drains
- Don't tell me about her
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- The Man and His Wife
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- i played the last game of chess a man ever played
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Have you ever made a just man?
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Kissing a man all over his face
- Tell me about your secret places
- Tell me about your faith
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Tell me a story about flowers
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
- Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me a story about clouds
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Let's talk about that
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
- Talk About the Passion
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- When to talk about religion
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about mains
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- Can We Talk About This?
- Talk to your dermatologist about...
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- I want to hear about his day in person
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- small intimate talk about nothing
- All you ever did was let it happen
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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