Findings:

• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• the worst haircut ever
• The worst fanfic ever
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• Worst Node Ever
• The worst name ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The worst ending ever
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The worst job interview ever
• dingo
• dingo (user)
• Neon Dingo (user)
• Dash Dingo
• Dingo fence
• Dusty Dingo (user)
• El Dingo (user)
• device driver
• Minnie Driver
• driver
• Taxi Driver
• bad drivers
• bus driver
• Cab driver
• The Driver
• Designated driver
• Bus Driver (user)
• spice driver
• The Ass and His Driver
• pizza delivery driver
• Cigarette butt-throwing dumb-ass drivers
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Buggy video drivers
• The Singing Bus Driver
• mass driver
• Women drivers
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• miniport driver
• Pile driver
• Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
• Driver 8
• Continental Class weapon systems: Mass drivers
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• stunt driver
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• A hippie, a nun, and a bus driver
• Masshole drivers' rules of the road
• Signaling the bus driver
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• Speaker Driver
• I am a horrible driver
• Secret bus driver wave
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Driver's Ed
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• printer driver
• Ox Driver
• commercial driver's license
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• back seat driver
• Driver ant
• Update your device drivers!
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Issuing a driver's license
• The Bangkok Tuk Tuk Driver Jewelry Scam
• Night Driver
• Sunday driver
• School bus drivers who drive too slow
• Dizzy Drivers
• How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
• Getting a Swedish driver's license
• Safe Driver Insurance Plan
• linux console driver
• Universal TUN/TAP driver
• Interviews with Drivers of Lunch Trucks
• Ghost driver
• Backseat driver
• My first driver's school
• Tiger Driver
• Bus drivers are people too
• paper driver
• Why do drivers in Britain drive on the left?
• Statistics of high school driver safety
• Windows Driver Model
• 8 hours of Driver's Improvement, the easy way
• impact driver
• daily driver
• taxi driver tan
• driver (user)
• bloody Volvo driver
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• driver poo (user)
• Limo Driver
• Mr Gellows And The Bus Driver Of The Deep
• drivers for the XBox pad
• bootsie driver (user)
• Taxi driver tales (category)
• Guilt Driver (user)
• Adam Driver
• The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• Driver Responsibility Fees
• Baby Driver
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again

If you Log in you could create a "Dingo, the Worst Driver Ever" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.