Dink is the
character that you
control in the free (as in beer) game
Dink Smallwood. The game is like
Zelda, except it runs on a computer under the
Windows OS.
For those who get bored of the game, it is easy to hack the saved game file to get extra health, power, money, magic, etc. The author also includes some tools so others can add levels, creatures, and generally reprogram it, which other cool games like Doom and Quake allow you to do.
And is his wood small? I don't want to know.