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• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• When I was young Time had no wings
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• I was once young and had a home
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• It happened a long time ago
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• God died a long time ago
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• How do you know it's real?
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• A summer a long time ago
• How long do babies sleep?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• How do I know if I love you?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Some time when I was a teenager
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• How did I end up here?
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• How do you know that name?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
• Things to do when technology gets here
• how did i know this?
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Days when art is too much to bear
• How do you sell your art?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How much money do you make?
• Alice's body art was unique
• when did we forget how to play?
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• How do you love your ass?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• How do you get there?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Know How, Can Do
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When did the World get so old?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• What do you see when you look up?
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
• How to get your stuff voted up
• How much pain did you cause?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• We did not know it was a war
• she does not know how much I need this
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• All you ever did was let it happen

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