Findings:

• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Do you like me?
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Because I'm an adult
• I like you; do you like me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• The Internet made me do it
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I care because you do
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Please do not bring me flowers
• How Do You Want Me?
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Because I do not want to forget
• What Do I Do With Me
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The full moon made me do it
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Why Do You Love Me?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do you think it's me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep

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