Findings:

• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• You know you've been away from home too long
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• When you're home alone
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• chickens coming home to roost
• Chickens coming home to roost: TNG
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• To Here Knows When
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When The King Comes Home
• Coming Home
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When Papa Bear comes home
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Eye contact at a distance
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Coming Home to Traffic Patterns
• When I left home
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Major Tom (Coming Home)
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you're a geek when...
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I know when the world will end
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• Animals which resemble their owners
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• pwning an owner of a dangerous dog
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• when dogs puke
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Home Owners Loan Corporation
• Battersea Dogs Home
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Boot Up the Divan, Daddy's Coming Home
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When Chris Came Home
• He Knows Not Their Names
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm coming home, I promise
• By their fruits you shall know them
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• And I don't even know their names
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• The actors hardly know their lines
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Sucking at The Sims
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• You know you're in the SCA when
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• The Second Coming
• Coming out of deep hack mode
• Coming Out of the Ice
• Keep coming back
• Kou, coming to meet
• The nuns had it coming
• The Coming of Wisdom with Time
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• To The Coming Spring
• Coming out to my parents
• Coming out is a lifelong process
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• Second Coming Project
• the beast is coming
• It's Coming!
• Coming out of the broom closet
• The Second Coming Project
• UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
• non-traditional coming out
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
• Coming To America
• Coming to terms with my inner anarchist
• Spring is Coming...
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Crushed by the Second Coming
• The Unexpected Coming
• Coming Up Rosie
• Of Subtext, Subtlety, and Coming In After The Fact
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• coming alive
• death is coming (user)
• The British are coming! Noders called to arms to repel invaders in California!
• The 2nd coming (user)
• Coming In
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Long time coming
• so utterly of the coming world
• The British are coming, eh: A Toronto nodermeet
• The Gospel of the Second Coming
• i need to stop coming to work on acid
• National Coming Out Day
• coming out on Thanksgiving
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The Coming of the Terraphiles
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• from leptocephali to glass eels to elver eels, coming to America
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• That Dog
• Triumph, the insult comic dog
• A Boy and His Dog
• Dog Pound
• dog whistle
• Black Dog
• guard dog
• Bagel Dogs

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