Findings:

• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't worry, I'll be back
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Don't Worry About the Government
• don't be a girl
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't always want you to be nice
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't want to be successful
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Should I be happy?
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't ever ever ever want to be in any fucking container other than the universe
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be Evil
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be sad
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Chant and be Happy
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Don't Worry
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• i want to be a dj
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• painting stars that have come to be
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• not to be thought of
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• don't care
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't beat around the bush
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Use Singleton Classes
• I don't own a microwave
• Don't slow down
• Why Don't You?
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• don't cut off your nose to spite your face
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I dont no (user)
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Be
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Motorbikes and horses don't mix
• rather be in Philadelphia
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• drug don'ts
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• Should I be sorry?
• don't say the words
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Don't care didn't care
• That would be me
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• How to be a backstabber
• Why don't poets kill their audience more often?
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Why I Don't Want Children
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Happy Birthday
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me

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