Findings:

• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He brings me books like flowers
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I don't believe in Forever
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• You don't believe in evolution?
• Show, don't tell
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't tell me everything
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Don't Believe the truth
• When shall I be free?
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• when strangers tell me to smile
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't ask don't tell
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Stoned music memories
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Being a dickhead
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't believe in ghosts
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Tell a Soul
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Don't tell me about her
• He don't know
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't tell mommy
• People don't flail when they die
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't Tell Me
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How to tell if paper is acid free
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't Tell Alfred
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When he became an old man
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Human beings will believe anything
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• believe it or not
• Believe in the possibility
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office

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