Findings:

• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Fit to be tied
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Don't call me white
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Don't call me Asian
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I am blind when I want to be
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Don't be an IM phantom
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't want to be alone
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Look siad me Be like me
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• far be it from me
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Society made me what I am
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Free to Be, You and Me
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• Be gentle with me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• don't be absurd (user)
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Let me be your fantasy
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't be sad
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't want to be successful
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• All that I am and ever want to be
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• If your wish be to close me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Don't Be Afraid
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• That would be me
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• OBAFGKM
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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