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A much more useful public service announcement, not to mention more entertaining than don't drink and drive. (Imagine the TV commercial potential).

A fun thing to say when people are tired or slightly drunk. Here's why: most people will just assume you are saying "Don't drink and drive, people in cars cause accidents." If you pair these two phrases and use them close to each other, those you are talking to will have to pause while they compare what was said to what they thought would be said. It's incredibly entertaining if you are the designated driver.

People should drink and drive, we have far too many people as it is.

So remember, don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people.

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