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• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
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• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Songs About Fucking
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• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
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• The difference between fucking and making love
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
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• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
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• Respect The Fucking Monkey
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• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Give me back my bike!
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• Fucking Åmål
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• it's the fucking truth
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• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• take a fucking hint (user)
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
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• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• These are the days of our lives
• These Are Days
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
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• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• The train station was fucking freezing and
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• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
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• The Fucking Champs
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• Customer service is a fucking given
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
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• you fucking moron (user)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
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• Fucking Karma
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• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
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• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking useless phrases (category)
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• These are the glory days of lyricists
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Kids these days
• UFOs These Days
• Two wrongs don't make right
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• These are their future good old days.
• The problem with babies these days
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
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• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The donuts are so pretty
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• Live Era '87-'93
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
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• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Shopping and Fucking
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• Out of his fucking mind
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• It's my fucking job to know
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• I am so fucking happy
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• How to clean a bathroom
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days

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