Findings:

• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Stoned music memories
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When I Get Low I Get High
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Rape committed by women
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I'll get there when I get there
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• You just don't get it
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• don't rely on us to get you high
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You don't get a song
• People don't flail when they die
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When I get mad I throw harder
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• emotions others don't get to see
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't get it
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't want to get over you
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• When I get like this
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Things to do when technology gets here
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When did the World get so old?
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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