Findings:

• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you don't have to do this
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a television set
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Do what you have to do
• Why do children have to die?
• Why males have nipples
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• No, I don't have channel 11
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• A reason to drink
• What lips my lips have kissed
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Stoned music memories
• So you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• we have a lot of work to do
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Cats don't have brakes
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You don't have to remember my name
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have the time
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You, standing
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I do have some things to hide
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow

If you Log in you could create a "Don't have him kiss the bride, have em do anal instead" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.