Findings:

• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Stoned music memories
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't defile my sex
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• A reason to drink
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• No, I don't have channel 11
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• So you don't have to
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Motorbikes and horses don't mix
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a television set
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You don't have any real problems
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have the time
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you don't have to do this
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• I Don't Sleep, I Dream

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