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• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• customers don't trust me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't call me Asian
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• don't blame me for your anger
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't send me roses
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't tell me about her
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't tread on me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't Tell Me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Hit me up
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't call me white
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't Say You Love Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• The day Anubis hit on me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Dont come near me (user)
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't @ me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He don't know
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• she, he, and me
• He taught me how to smoke
• He has redefined me, again and again
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He brings me books like flowers
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• he calls me girly (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The day he gave me a lift
• he calls me monster
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He called me Sarah once
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He loves me, he loves me not
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He Hate Me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• he that is not with me is against me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Jesus He Knows Me
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't think the sun was up
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Chris and What He Untaught Me

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