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• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Stoned music memories
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• One and a Half Stages to Orbit
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• A COCK, A BIG ONE TO (user)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Laugh when threatened
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• don't spend it all in one place
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• one size fits all
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• One Half
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• one learns the most when losing
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The Big One
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• One word that will make others laugh
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Ray Bradbury hooks a big one
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• when one of us woke early
• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Since when am I a size 6?
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• One Big Debate
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Don't escort the big chariot
• Love the one you don't need
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• They don't know what they're missing
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't Laugh
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• 15 Big Ones
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You don't have any real problems
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Six of One Half a Dozen
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• using a sample size of one
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Big Brother UK: Series One
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• How to scream when no one is looking
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• The Big Red One
• big room
• Big Brother
• Big Boy
• Big Ten
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• big dick
• Big Whoop
• big red button
• Big Brother and the Holding Company
• too big for his britches
• Big Brothers Big Sisters
• The Big Sleep
• big number
• The Big Blue
• Big Daddy Kane
• Big Daddy
• The Big Show
• Big Giant Head

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