Findings:

• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I don't want to be successful
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The House of Blue Leaves
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• America: love it, or leave it
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You'll Be Back
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't leave me alone
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Don't Be Evil
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Or at least it used to be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• To be or not to be
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't be sad
• marry me and you'll be safe
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Love Me or Leave Me
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• House of Leaves
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• don't be absurd (user)
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Starving in the greenhouse
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• House of Leaves vs The Cube
• since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• lost, or trying to be
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Don't leave
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I must die or be better
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• House of Blue Leaves
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Be there or be square
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Take it or leave it
• I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• don't be a girl
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I don't always want you to be nice
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• don't open the box of stereotypes
• shot down
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• to be
• dolly shot
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Too good to be true
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• pot shot
• people who don't exist
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Action Shot

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