Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Don't question me. This is my X-men super power. I may not detect every aspie, but I'm not wrong about the ones I have detected."

• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You have no power over me
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Being a dickhead
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Stoned music memories
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Have One On Me
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You, standing
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Don't tell me about her
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Fifty one words about love
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• One point five words about love
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about trains
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• This is a question about appearances (e2poll)
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about mains
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Don't think about it
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I'm about to create a new node!
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• Tell me about your secret places
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about bunnies

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