Findings:

• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't want to be alone
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I don't always want you to be nice
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to get over you
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am blind when I want to be
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Information wants to be paid
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Information wants to be deleted
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• eternity would be boring
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• it would be hilarious if only
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I never thought it would be like this
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• That would be me
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• don't be absurd (user)
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Mind without body
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• So you want to be a DJ?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• A whimper would be fine
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Just to see what it would be like
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Soon to be off the air
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• What the American people want politics to be
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Life without music would be a mistake
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Don't be sad
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I just want to be a drummer
• The best kind of bartender
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I wanted to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i want to be a dj
• I want to be sexy too!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Want to be a werewolf
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• So you want to be a waitress
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I want to be a cog
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• That I Would Be Good
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I Want to Be Inside You
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I want to be the air around you.
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• So you want to be a star?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• All I ever wanted to be
• I want to be caught
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Want to be a lawyer?
• So you want to be evil
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I want to be a muse
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Don't Be Evil
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman

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