Findings:

• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Stoned music memories
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• there are some just can't take life easy
• So you don't have to
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't take breathing for granted
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So this is what it takes
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• Life is so strange
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• Say It Ain't So
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't take candy from strangers
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Life Is So Good
• so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Take life by the hand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't want to fall so easily
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• This ain't no picnic
• Ain't I a woman?
• Ain't I a man?
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Anime ain't anime without tentacle rape
• aint (user)
• Ain't Misbehavin'
• Pimpin ain't easy
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Two out of three ain't bad
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• Breaking down ain't hard to do
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Sure Ain't No Stampede Breakfast: A Calgary E2 Get-together
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• ain't just whistling Dixie
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• It ain't over till the fat lady sings
• I ain't gotta tell you, it's right in front of your eyes
• Free registrations ain't
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• Ain't That Good News
• Ain't It Cool News
• punk aint dead (user)
• He ain't no movie star
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• pimpin aint easy (user)
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• It Ain't Half Hot, Mum
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• We Ain't Got All Night
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• The Story of Ain't
• Haints that ain't
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't fuck llamas
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children

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