Findings:

• Don't try this at home
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• don't try to find words
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• I am a professional, I am the CoffeeMan
• I don't want to go home
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I am going to die
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• When I am stronger than now
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• I am within your base of operations, fatally attacking your conscripts
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• because I am only half of what you need
• I am information. I am music.
• l am user (user)
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• darling, i am here for you
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• Information you don't need
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Stoned music memories
• Don't Blow Your Cover
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Work like you don't need the money
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• Don't Stop
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't worry, I'll be back
• Chickens coming home to roost: TNG
• Commander Goodbye's Superhero Retirement Home
• WoOz: 24 Home Again
• Working from home
• at home in the city
• I Will Take You Home
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Home Is in Your Head
• home movie
• Choosing a nursing home
• Regime change begins at home
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• Take the Long Way Home
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Splashdown Home
• home is where the heart breaks
• Society made me what I am
• The longest game in professional baseball history
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I am a watermelon
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Laura Tries Calculus
• I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Depression is a good thing
• i used not to try as hard
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I am Magic (user)
• I am not a patriot
• Sam I Am
• I am no poet
• Glockenspiel am Rathausturm Munich
• I am but higher
• I am not a real person
• I am alone
• I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Hello, I am a rock
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am not ashamed
• I Am Number Four
• Don't panic
• Don't Tell Alfred
• I don't want children
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Natural rights don't exist
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call it burnout
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Don't You Dare
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• don't cry over spilled milk
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• hummingbirds don't sing
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I dont no (user)
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• help, don't hurt (user)
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• magic is evil. don't you listen to the news?
• Group Home
• home grown
• Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
• Close To Home
• Home for Christmas
• At home in the dark
• Home surgery
• Home Recording on a Budget: Getting Started
• I wanted to build a home in the beautiful ruins. We filled it with love.
• She's Leaving Home
• Homes for Our Troops
• E2 FAQ: Home Nodes (node_forward)
• ancient home
• Lights will guide you home
• Luke, I am your father
• home as a war zone

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