Findings:

• I was a homeless bum
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Experience has made me bitter
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Books made me a person
• Better Made Potato Chips Inc.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• you affect me in invisible ways
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• What in the world has come over me
• Better him than me
• Better Made Factory Outlet Store
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• The friends we made along the way
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Society made me what I am
• Know me better, and love me better
• How to be a Better Person
• House of Many Ways
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• the way you don't look at me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Many made you
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• video games never made me violent
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• An Andarian Lab Technician Has Made a Mistake
• a better way to fall in love
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Some better way to say goodbye
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• sometimes it's better that way
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• feline allergies
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• A Better Version of Me
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• England Made Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• What golf has taught me
• 80s music made me gay
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• My wife made me sexy!
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• The Devil made me do it
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• a mountain of sorrows now stands in my way, a mountain i foolishly made
• This node was made for you and me
• The full moon made me do it
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• The Internet made me do it
• He made a way to his anger
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• better off with him than here with me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• They don't touch me the same way
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Love me the way that I love you
• Too many mes
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• I look better when I am wet
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry

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