So, Jim Carrey was on Saturday Night Live as part of the normal cast and was famous for doing fake commercials. He left the show, and a few years later, he invented a breakfast cereal which was basically Grape Nuts and dried fruit (mostly dried apricots). He was going to all of the advertising agencies trying to sell his idea, but everyone thought he wasn't serious and was trying to get them to put some sort of joke advertisment on TV

Jess and I wore beautiful black lacy dresses and climbed into an SUV where Tony Soprano waited with a smug grin. I wore my black leather collar with the dangling o-rings. Jess' was a molded leather, painted in gold and jewel tones, with a single tiny ring. They did not match.

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