Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Dysfunctional is only a euphamism for what we are, but you will never accept it"

• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• My love will never die
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Will Night Never Come?
• transubstantiation only works if you accept Aristotelian metaphysics
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Questions we will never have answers to
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Should you choose to accept this WILL...
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Things that we will never use
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The Museum of Whales You Will Never See
• You never think it will be the ducks
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Forever blue, but never black
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Marks which will never be broken
• A Letter I Will Never Send
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• You will never be a real woman
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Only sayings of the wise will remain.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• There will never be another you
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Skim this life but never live
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• always morning, but never breakfast
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• executed but never exposed
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I think I will break but I mend
• but these are only ripples
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• It never rains but it pours
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• This will never happen
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I will never drink root beer again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• People who don't smoke will never die
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• The only date I never went on
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• It will never be just you
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Millions now living will never die
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• free will, free agency, free beer
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns

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