Findings:

• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Vote war today!
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• E2 FAQ: Nodelets (node_forward)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Introduction (document)
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Assimilating old writeups (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Languages (document)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Archived E2 FAQ: Webster 1913 (document)
• E2 FAQ: HTML (node_forward)
• So you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't Vote!
• E2 Options: Declining vote XP (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Integrate your writeups (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Recipes (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: When is it okay to node about noding? (document)
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• E2 FAQ: Polls (node_forward)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Questions I have had today
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Archived E2 FAQ: Stylesheets (document)
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't have to remember my name
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Cats don't have brakes
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• A reason to drink
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Gathering and Aftermath Nodes (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: "Censorship" and "Suggestions" (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Prescription medications (document)
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Writing a biography (document)
• E2 FAQ: Noder Travel Assistance Fund (collaboration)
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Archived E2 FAQ: Usergroups (document)
• E2 FAQ: Chatterbox (node_forward)
• E2 Faq: Links (node_forward)
• E2 FAQ: Home Nodes (node_forward)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Noding public domain works (document)
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Have you been a dad today?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Marked for Destruction (document)
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Nodeshells (document)
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• E2 Options: Don't default to writeup edit on e2nodes (document)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a television set
• I Don't Vote
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't have the time
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Home Nodes (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: How to cite your sources (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Deleted Writeups (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: How to Make an Episode Guide (document)
• Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• Archived E2 FAQ: Diseases (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Noding quotes (document)
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Capitalization in nodes (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Video Games (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: What should I node? (document)
• What is E2? (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Mentoring (document)
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• E2 FAQ Revision Plan (document)
• Online Community Dynamics (document)
• E2 FAQ (node_forward)
• Archived draft E2 FAQ: Glossaries and Long Lists (document)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Quests and Contests (document)
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't
• I don't know
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.

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