(another offering for Wordmongers' Masque: Poets Ball)
(To the tune of, "Do You Hear The People Sing" from Les Misérables)
Do you hear the people sing,
singing a song of Everything2?
It is the music of a people who
Do more than just review!
When the chatting of the catbox
Matches the swilling of the beer,
Then it's quite on the cards that noders are here!
Will you write all you can write
About Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy!
Tits on a keyboard! Pete Doherty!
and unusual sex toys!
Butterfinger McFlurry! THE LOUD NODE! why you suck! and Pink Floyd!
Will you node for the ages
and not just to cadge XP
For there's more to life than point whoring
and dodging EDB
For instance you could write something incisive and witty!
We're all noders and we're proud of it
and Wikipedia we boo.
Take up your keyboard and your mouse
We're here for all of you!
And you can fuck off as well also h2g2!